Pictures
The irony of this being her official site is that although I don't have many pics of Kristin in her movies, she sent tons of pics that were obviously ripped right out of collages. Unless you've ever tried to scan butchered, misshapen photos, I don't wanna hear any whining about them being crooked.
Kristin's comments are in red. Click the thumbnails to view the full pictures.
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| Left: Baby Girl Minter,
mouth already flapping
Middle: Chuckie, Mom, me, and Dad. Right: My crazy family. From right to left: Aunt Jerry, Mom, Dad, Gammy, Gabby. |
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| Kristin (right) with her dog Ratso (left). | 
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| Left: Kristin and her
studly brothers. Chuck, me, Derek
Middle: My youngest brother Mikie (have no pics with him and me) Right: Me with brother Derek |
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| Left: Me
and my first L.A. boyfriend (Danielle Steele's Family Album)
Right: Me (left) and my dog now, Rockford (right) |
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| Destined to be the wallpaper of countless teenage boys—the modeling shots, sans the one of her bare ass. (Believe me, you should thank me. Zitsville.) | 
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| Emoting weepily in "Flashfire" | ![minter[2].jpg (6807 bytes)](minter[2].jpg) |
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| Even I can't make too much fun of
Kristin's December 1999 "Fit" magazine spread (photographed by
Jeff Katz). Mere weeks
after I was so gleefully insulting her in email, I saw it and thought, "If I'd only known,
I wouldn't have been myself." Alas, it was too late.
The magazine fold was unfortunate, I know. This was about my seventh try at scanning. Complain to "Fit," not to me. |
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| If you look closely at the cover, you'll see the creases my date put into the magazine with her feet when it fell to the floor of my car and she couldn't be bothered to pick it up. |  |
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| Someone buy this girl a bacon double cheeseburger. Stat. | 
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| They hired an ass-double. | 
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